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What a coincidence! Junho 28, 2007

Filed under: humour — looking4good @ 12:51 pm
photo: Clincking glasses
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”

He turned to her and said, “What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”

“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!” says the woman.

“What a coincidence,” says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile.”

“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”

“I switched cocks”, he replied.

“What a coincidence”, she said.

 

What a coincidence!

Filed under: humour — looking4good @ 12:51 pm
photo: Clincking glasses
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”

He turned to her and said, “What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”

“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!” says the woman.

“What a coincidence,” says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile.”

“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”

“I switched cocks”, he replied.

“What a coincidence”, she said.

 

What a coincidence!

Filed under: humour — looking4good @ 12:51 pm
photo: Clincking glasses
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!”

He turned to her and said, “What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I’m celebrating.”

“This is a special day for me, too, and I’m also celebrating!” says the woman.

“What a coincidence,” says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, “What are you celebrating?”

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I’m pregnant!”

“What a coincidence,” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they’re finally fertile.”

“That’s great!” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”

“I switched cocks”, he replied.

“What a coincidence”, she said.

 

On this day of sky-blue bears

Filed under: poetry,Velimir Khlebnikov — looking4good @ 12:47 pm

On this day of sky-blue bears
Running across quiet eyelashes,
I divine beyond the blue waters
In the cup of my eyes an order to wake.

The silver spoon of my extended eyes
Offers me a sea buoying a storm petrel;
And I see how the Russian bird flies
Through unknown lashes to the roaring sea.

A sea of heavenlove has capsized
Someone’s sail in the round-blue water,
But the first storm is hopeless and gone
And from now on the journey is spring.

1919

Velimir Khlebnikov (pseudonym of Viktor Vladimirovich Khlebnikov) (b. 9 Nov 1885; d. 28 Jun 1922)

 

Copa America 2007 (II) – Brasil derrotado pelo México

Filed under: Copa América,Futebol — looking4good @ 6:26 am

No segundo dia da competição tiveram lugar os jogos da primeira Jornada do Grupo B. Enquanto o Chile bateu o Equador por 3-2, virando o resultado que chegou a ser adverso (1-2) o Brazil baqueou, no Estádio Cachamay. em Puerto Ordaz, frente ao México e logo por dois golos de diferença (0-2). Os golos do jogo foram marcados por Castillo e Morales. Sem alguns jogadores chave (Ronaldinho e Kaká pediram dispensa à CBF e não participam na prova), o Brasil confirmou o rol de maus resultados frente aos Mexicanos, que recorde-se foram adversários de Portugal na fase final do Mundial da Alemanha.

Hoje (ou se quiserem madrugada de amanhã) disputam-se os jogos Paraguai-Colombia (23:35 hora portuguesa, Sport TV) e Argentina-Estados Unidos (01:50, Sport TV), para o Grupo C.
 

Copa America 2007 (II) – Brasil derrotado pelo México

Filed under: Copa América,Futebol — looking4good @ 6:26 am

No segundo dia da competição tiveram lugar os jogos da primeira Jornada do Grupo B. Enquanto o Chile bateu o Equador por 3-2, virando o resultado que chegou a ser adverso (1-2) o Brazil baqueou, no Estádio Cachamay. em Puerto Ordaz, frente ao México e logo por dois golos de diferença (0-2). Os golos do jogo foram marcados por Castillo e Morales. Sem alguns jogadores chave (Ronaldinho e Kaká pediram dispensa à CBF e não participam na prova), o Brasil confirmou o rol de maus resultados frente aos Mexicanos, que recorde-se foram adversários de Portugal na fase final do Mundial da Alemanha.

Hoje (ou se quiserem madrugada de amanhã) disputam-se os jogos Paraguai-Colombia (23:35 hora portuguesa, Sport TV) e Argentina-Estados Unidos (01:50, Sport TV), para o Grupo C.
 

Copa America 2007 (II) – Brasil derrotado pelo México

Filed under: Copa América,Futebol — looking4good @ 6:26 am

No segundo dia da competição tiveram lugar os jogos da primeira Jornada do Grupo B. Enquanto o Chile bateu o Equador por 3-2, virando o resultado que chegou a ser adverso (1-2) o Brazil baqueou, no Estádio Cachamay. em Puerto Ordaz, frente ao México e logo por dois golos de diferença (0-2). Os golos do jogo foram marcados por Castillo e Morales. Sem alguns jogadores chave (Ronaldinho e Kaká pediram dispensa à CBF e não participam na prova), o Brasil confirmou o rol de maus resultados frente aos Mexicanos, que recorde-se foram adversários de Portugal na fase final do Mundial da Alemanha.

Hoje (ou se quiserem madrugada de amanhã) disputam-se os jogos Paraguai-Colombia (23:35 hora portuguesa, Sport TV) e Argentina-Estados Unidos (01:50, Sport TV), para o Grupo C.